Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Remember when Steve dressed like a grandpa?
what has four letters and is very hard
I think the saddest thing is when you see so much beauty and perfection in a person and they see absolutely none of it.
What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon
when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page
i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
Five Favourite Actresses: Angelina Jolie [1/5]When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.