Apr 25,2014
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transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read


Apr 25,2014
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Remember when Steve dressed like a grandpa?


Apr 25,2014
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irene-addled:

I will stop when this stops being funny.


Apr 25,2014
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garrythechap:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

Dick


Apr 25,2014
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Apr 25,2014
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tits-n-t4ts:

I think the saddest thing is when you see so much beauty and perfection in a person and they see absolutely none of it.


Apr 24,2014
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wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic


Apr 24,2014
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nickiminajvevo:

when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page

image


Apr 24,2014
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Apr 24,2014
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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

Get To Know Me Meme

Five Favourite Actresses: Angelina Jolie [1/5]
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.


Apr 24,2014
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